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George W. Bush
 
"But here in Texas we took [trial lawyers] on and got some good medical—medical malpractice, which evidently had a few loopholes in it." Source: PR Newswire, "Remarks by the President at the Economic Forum Health Care Security Session," Aug. 13, 2002
 
 

Random Quote
 
"My girlfriend asked me if I slept well. I said no, I made a couple mistakes."
— Steven Wright, Comedian
 
 

Snapple Facts
 
#201 The only one-syllabled U.S. state is Maine.
 
 

Yo Mama ...
 
so ugly she could make a freight train take a gravel road.
 
 

One Liners
 
Q: Why did Raggedy Ann get thrown out of the toy box?
A: She kept sitting on Pinocchio's face, and moaning, "Lie to me!"
 
 



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Blonde Builders
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Rectal Deodorant
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The Understanding Blonde
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Blonde Moviegoer
Charlie went to a movie the other evening and sat ...
04.13.2006

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Football Finally Makes Sense
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Snowstorm
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Mini Skirt
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7 Bareback Thong 4.29
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I know this crazy guy who just won't play at a casino. He just pretends to play in his head. Last week he lost his mind!
 
 

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9 Inspirational 4.63
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President Obama?
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Best of two choices
He's keeping Bush's Sec. of Defense - nuff said
He's a crook and a liar, like the rest
McCain should have won
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