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"See, free nations do not develop weapons of mass destruction." —So W., does this mean the U.S. is not a free nation?... Source: The Chicago Sun-Times, Oct. 13, 2003
 
 

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"I put contact lenses in my dog's eyes. They had little pictures of cats onthem. Then I took one out and he ran around in circles."
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so ugly she tried to take a bath and the water jumped out.
 
 

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Q: What are the small bumps around a woman's nipples for?
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