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	Another Letter From Santa "Twas the night before Christmas--Old Santa was pissed. He ... 12.18.2006	4.09
	Holidays Tips For Eating 1. Avoid carrot sticks. Anyone who puts carrots on a holiday buffet table knows nothing of the Christmas spirit. In fact, if you see carrots, leave immediately. Go next door, where they're serving rum balls. 12.16.2006	4.09
	Things You Can Only Say On Thanksgiving Or Christmas.......... 1. Talk about a huge breast! 01.23.2009	4.09
	Making Early Christmas Lists Two young lads are talking about their respective ... 06.14.2006	4.09
	No Washington Nativity Scene The Supreme Court has ruled ... 12.09.2004	4.00
	Redneck Christmas It was the night before Christmas, and all through ... 12.20.2006	4.00
	Important Burial Decision A man, his wife, and his mother-in-law went on vacation ... 03.09.2007	4.00
	A Visit To The Dentist This guy goes into his dentist's office, because something ... 02.21.2004	3.85
	Valentines Lawyer A woman walks into a post office and notices a middle-aged, ... 03.12.2005	3.83
	Grandparents Day What seems to be, not necessiarly a forgotten, but ... 04.14.2003	3.73
	Memo From Santa Claus I regret to inform you... 01.07.2003	3.71
	Interpreting Dreams After she woke up, a woman told her husband, "I just ... 03.13.2005	3.67
	Fixing The Headstone Two men were walking home after a Halloween party... 02.08.2003	3.60
	Atop The Tree Santa was getting ready for his annual trip ... 12.25.2001	3.57
	Getting A Christmas Tree A boy begs his father to get him a Christmas tree ... 12.11.2004	3.57
	Rain Or Snow? A Russian couple were walking down the street in Moscow ... 12.01.2004	3.50
	Top Ten Rejected Valentine's Day Cards 10. I admire your strength, I admire your spunk, but ... 02.14.2003	3.45
	Customer Service A bald man with a wooden leg gets invited to a costume party... 11.17.2000	3.43
	Why Is A Christmas Tree Better Than A Man? It's always erect, Stays up for 12 days and ... 12.29.2007	3.43
	Twas the night before X-Mas Twas the night before Christmas, and God it was neat... 12.19.1998	3.34