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"The important question is, How many hands have I shaked?"-Answering a question about why he hasn't spent more time in New Hampshire, in the New York Times, Oct. 23, 1999
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"When we drink, we get drunk. When we get drunk, we fall asleep. When we fall asleep, we commit no sin. When we commit no sin, we go to heaven. Sooooo, let's all get drunk, and go to heaven." Brian O'Rourke
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Snapple Facts |
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#115 Bambo makes up 99% of a panda's diet.
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is so old I told her to act her own age, and the bitch died.
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One Liners |
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Q: Why don't bunnies make noise when they have sex? A: Because they have cotton balls.
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Sad But True: American Health Care
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The Randy Rooster
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Yah, Alles Ist Gut
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Little Johnny's Moral To The Story
The teacher gave her fifth grade class an assignment: ...
06.28.2004
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Titanic's Mexican Connection
There are many stories related to the sinking of the ...
05.05.2004
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WOOD EYE
There once was a boy named Jack who was born with ...
03.05.2005
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Use The Word
A teacher asked her students to use the word 'fascinate'...
09.18.2002
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Grin And Bear It!
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10.13.2008
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The Absent-minded Professor
Jock once attended a Temperance lecture given by Scotland's ...
09.04.2006
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2 Gay Men And A Baby
Two gay men decide to have a baby. They mix their
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06.09.2008
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A Woman's Poem
And he didn't like my ...
10.18.2007
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Elementary School Counting Lessons
The teacher asked little Johnny if he knows his numbers...
08.16.2002
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Jackie's Joke of the Day - August 27, 2000
Amy, a city girl, marries a farmer...
08.27.2000
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Life Span
On the first day God created the cow...
02.22.2002
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Old Lady Mugged
An old maid was held up in a dark alley. She explained ...
12.18.2003
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The Truth And Nothing But The Truth
At school, a boy was told by a classmate that most ...
09.29.2008
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Jackie's Joke of the Day - September 3, 2000
There's a scream from the bedroom...
09.03.2000
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Jackie's Joke of the Day - August 29, 2000
A little old lady goes into a butcher shop...
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Jackie's Joke of the Day - August 18, 2000
An old couple goes to the doctor...
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Jackie's Joke of the Day - August 28, 2000
Dirty Johnny's walking along with his father...
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Casino Joke |
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I know this crazy guy who just won't play at a casino. He just pretends to play in his head. Last week he lost his mind!
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Goofball Facts |
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Almonds are a member of the peach family.
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Features |
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2009 Deadpool
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01.22.2009
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