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George W. Bush
 
"The important question is, How many hands have I shaked?"-Answering a question about why he hasn't spent more time in New Hampshire, in the New York Times, Oct. 23, 1999
 
 

Random Quote
 
"When we drink, we get drunk. When we get drunk, we fall asleep. When we fall asleep, we commit no sin. When we commit no sin, we go to heaven. Sooooo, let's all get drunk, and go to heaven."
— Brian O'Rourke
 
 

Snapple Facts
 
#115 Bambo makes up 99% of a panda's diet.
 
 

Yo Mama ...
 
is so old I told her to act her own age, and the bitch died.
 
 

One Liners
 
Q: Why don't bunnies make noise when they have sex?
A: Because they have cotton balls.
 
 



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President Obama?
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