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"I must be getting old because nowadays I find I'm more interested in the food I eat than in th girl who serves it."
— John Steinbeck
 
 

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#166 Before mercury, brandy was used to fill thermometers.
 
 

Yo Mama ...
 
glasses are is so thick that when she looks on a map she can seen people waving.
 
 

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Q: What do you call Raggedy Ann laying in the dirt with a rock in her mouth?
A: A dirty cotton rock sucker
 
 



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Attorney Privilege
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The Right Stuff
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Two People
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Dinner At The Lawyers
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Hopping Down The Bunny Trail
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Things That Sound Dirty In Law But Aren't
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The Heart Transplant
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The Cross Examined Policeman
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Lawyer vs. Sheriff
A lawyer runs a stop sign and gets pulled over by a Sheriffs Deputy. He thinks that he is smarter than the Deputy because he is sure that he has a better education.
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Two Lawyers
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A Jury Full Of Lawyers
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01.06.2008

3.83
Small Town Trial
In a trial, a small town prosecuting attorney called his first witness to the stand...
10.11.2002

3.79
The Sailing Lawyer
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07.06.2004

3.77
Lawyer Jokes
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3.73
Don't Mess With Farmers
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A Priest And A Truck Driver
A truck driver used to amuse himself by running over ...
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Still a Virgin
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