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George W. Bush
 
"See, we want everybody in this country, every person — we want the addict, we want the single lonely mom, we want the child, the dyslexic child — allto feel a part of the future of this country." —Bush, speaking in Dallas, Texas, on Oct. 29, 2003
 
 

Random Quote
 
"Marijuana will be legal some day, because the many law students who now smoke pot will someday become congressmen and legalize it in order to protect themselves."
— Lenny Bruce
 
 

Snapple Facts
 
#180 The first VCR was made in 1956 and was the size of a piano.
 
 

Yo Mama ...
 
head is so big she has to step into her shirts.
 
 

One Liners
 
Q: How is Bin Laden like Fred Flintstone?
A: Both see Rubble when they look out their windows.
 
 



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Message For Clinton
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Helping Hillary
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Tragedy Defined
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Smart Old Bird
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72 Virginians
George Washington met him at the Pearly Gates. He slapped him across the face and yelled, "How dare you try to destroy the nation I helped conceive!"
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Laura Bush Bought A Parrot
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Politics
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Half Mast
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Job At The Post Office
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09.22.2006

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The Nun and The Soldier
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Star Trek
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Robbery
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Doctors' Opinions Of Financial Bail-Out Package
The Allergists voted to scratch it, and ...
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A Letter To The FAA
Our airline industry is in real trouble, and it's time to start fixing this before it's too late. To that end, here are some modest suggestions ...
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The Solution
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Lincoln vs Kennedy
Have a history teacher explain this, if they can.
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Monica's Vote
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Senatorial Nutrition
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I know this crazy guy who just won't play at a casino. He just pretends to play in his head. Last week he lost his mind!
 
 

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President Obama?
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Best of two choices
He's keeping Bush's Sec. of Defense - nuff said
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McCain should have won
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