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George W. Bush
 
"Unfairly but truthfully, our party has been tagged as being against things.. Anti-immigrant, for example. And we're not a party of anti-immigrants. Quite the opposite. We're a party that welcomes people."-campaigning in Cleveland, July 1, 2000
 
 

Random Quote
 
"Because she is too d@#* ugly to kiss goodbye."
— Bum Phillips, when asked by Bob Costas why he takes his wife on all the road trips.
 
 

Snapple Facts
 
#84 Oysters can change genders back and forth.
 
 

Yo Mama ...
 
is so fat and stupid, her waist size is larger than her IQ!!!
 
 

One Liners
 
Q: Which sexual position produces the ugliest children?
A: Ask your mom.
 
 



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Small Town USA
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President Obama?
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Best of two choices
He's keeping Bush's Sec. of Defense - nuff said
He's a crook and a liar, like the rest
McCain should have won
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The hood ornament design on the Rolls-Royce is known as the Spirit of Ecstasy.
 
 

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