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George W. Bush
 
"It's good to see so many friends here in the Rose Garden. This is our first event in this beautiful spot, and it's appropriate we talk about policy that will affect people's lives in a positive way in such a beautiful, beautiful part of our national - really, our national park system, my guess is you would want to call it."-George W. Bush, Feb. 8, 2001
 
 

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"Line up alphabetically, according to your height."
— Casey Stengel
 
 

Snapple Facts
 
#19 Children grow faster in the spring.
 
 

Yo Mama ...
 
... is so fat, She put on a gray dress, and an admiral boarded her!
 
 

One Liners
 
Q. What does the bride of a Polish man get that's long and hard on her wedding night?
A. His last name.
 
 



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Adam's Gifts
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The Bible & PMS
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Praying
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Statue
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Religious Zealots
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Four Religious Truths
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Dust To Dust
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There Must Be Reason Why Lawyers And IRS People Are So Villified
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06.06.2006

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Forgive Your Enemies
The preacher's, Sunday sermon was, "Forgive Your Enemies." ...
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The Baptism
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I Sent My Son To Israel
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Praise The Lord!
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President Obama?
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The village of Manganeses de la Polvorosa, Spain celebrates the New Year by throwing a live goat off of a church balcony!
 
 

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