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George W. Bush
 
"Then I went for a run with the other dog and just walked. And I started thinking about a lot of things. I was able to - I can't remember what it was. Oh, the inaugural speech, started thinking through that." -George W. Bush, in a pre-inaugural interview with U.S. News & World Report
 
 

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"The lockout is about survival, about being able to feed our families."
— NBA center Patick Ewing, who earns $15 million per season
 
 

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#24 The state of maine has 62 lighthouses.
 
 

Yo Mama ...
 
... is so fat, When she goes to the circus, she takes up all the rings!
 
 

One Liners
 
Q. What do attorneys use for birth control?
A. Their personalities.
 
 



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President Obama?
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