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"That's just the nature of democracy. Sometimes pure politics enters into the rhetoric." - Crawford, Texas, Aug. 8, 2003
 
 

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"I really didn't say everything I said."
— Yogi Berra, in The Sporting News, discussing his famous sayings
 
 

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#52 11% of people in the world are lefthanded.
 
 

Yo Mama ...
 
is so fat she went to the movies and sat next to everyone
 
 

One Liners
 
Q. What do you do if a blonde throws a pin at you?
A. You RUN because she has a grenade in her mouth!
 
 



34,514 articles November 20, 2009 558,334 postings




Top 20 of All Time As Rated By Our Viewers

Religious Golf
A man walks into the church and sits in the confession ...
07.23.2004

4.21
Ransom
A Yuppie was sent a ransom note saying that he was ...
09.19.2005

4.17
The Golfing Hit Man
Two old friends were about to tee off at the first hole on their local golf course when a guy carrying a golf bag walked up to them ...
12.09.2005

4.17
The Perfect Shot
A guy stood over his tee shot for what seemed an eternity, ...
04.15.2006

4.17
Here's What One Looks Like
A man was walking in the city, when he was accosted ...
07.02.2004

4.14
The Nippless Indian
A young Native American woman went to a doctor for ...
04.29.2004

4.09
Catholic Golf
A Catholic priest and a nun were taking a rare afternoon ...
04.02.2009

4.09
Ladies Out Golfing
A woman is enjoying a good game of golf with her girlfriends one day ...
10.03.2005

4.08
Tie Me Up
The other day I came home and was greeted by my wife ...
06.10.2005

4.08
Romance In The Rough
These four golfers are on the tee. Three of the guys ...
01.29.2006

4.08
Detroit's Big Move
The coach had put together the perfect team for the Detroit Lions ...
04.01.2005

4.07
A Blind Golfing Date?
Stevie Wonder and Jack Nicklaus are in a bar. Nicklaus ...
05.30.2006

4.07
The Deer Hunter
This guy was deer hunting in North Carolina. He shoots ...
06.03.2004

4.00
You Might Be A Racing Fan If ...
You think the last four words of the National Anthem ...
04.08.2004

4.00
The Golfing Accident
A couple of women were playing golf one sunny Saturday...
09.14.2003

4.00
Tee Anyone?
A man and his golf-ignorant girlfriend are driving ...
04.05.2004

4.00
Soaring With Eagles
Q: What do you call 47 people ...
02.01.2004

4.00
Golf and Mother Nature
Toward the end of the golf course, Dave somehow managed ...
02.01.2004

4.00
Golf, A Dangerous Game
A man staggers into an emergency room with a concussion ...
02.06.2004

4.00
A Golf Poem
In My Hand I Hold A Ball ...
02.13.2004

4.00

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I know this crazy guy who just won't play at a casino. He just pretends to play in his head. Last week he lost his mind!
 
 

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President Obama?
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