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George W. Bush
 
"The senator has got to understand if he's going to have...he can't have it both ways. He can't take the high horse and then claim the low road."-To reporters in Florence, S.C., Feb. 17, 2000
 
 

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"I love California, I practically grew up in Phoenix."
— Vice President Dan Quayle
 
 

Snapple Facts
 
#99 You burn 20 calories an hour chewing gum.
 
 

Yo Mama ...
 
is so stupid she asked me what kind of jeans I had on and I said "Guess" is so she said levi's
 
 

One Liners
 
Q: Which is worse, Ignorance or Apathy?
A: I don't know and I don't care.
 
 



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President Obama?
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