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"Natural gas is hemispheric. I like to call it hemispheric in nature because it is a product that we can find in our neighborhoods." - Austin, Texas, Dec. 20, 2000
 
 

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"The internet is a great way to get on the net"
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#135 A single coffee tree produces only about a pound of coffee beans per year.
 
 

Yo Mama ...
 
is so short she has to cuff her underwear
 
 

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Q: How can you tell if a lesbian is butch?
A: She kick-starts her vibrator and rolls her own tampons.
 
 



34,514 articles November 20, 2009 558,334 postings




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Matt Dillon
Hollywood actor Matt Dillon was arrested and charged with driving at an excessive speed after police clocked him traveling at 106 miles per hour on a Vermont interstate highway ...
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Sam Shepard
Police in Illinois say actor and playwright Sam Shepard has been arrested on preliminary charges of speeding and drunken driving ...
01.06.2009

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Gary Dourdan from CSA
'CSI' co-star Gary Dourdan arrested for drug possession ...
05.01.2008

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Gary Collins
SAActor and former TV host Gary ...
03.05.2009

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Bill Gates
Exactly why Microsoft mogul Bill Gates was arrested has never been made clear...
09.07.1999

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Byron 'Bam' Morris
Kansas City Chiefs running back Morris, then with the Pittsburgh Steelers, was arrested in March 1996 for possession of between 5 and 50 pounds of ...
09.14.1999

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Mick Jagger
Jagger was brought in when a scuffle broke out between the Rolling Stones entourage and...
09.09.1999

2.99
Darryl Strawberry
Possession of cocaine and soliciting a prostitute ...
04.15.1999

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Buff Bagwell
WCW Professional Wrestler was recently arrested for ...
06.05.2000

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Christian Slater
This 1994 mugshot was taken when Slater was picked up at New York's JFK Airport after trying to enter the terminal while packing a 9mm pistol...
06.20.2000

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Rae Carruth
Carolina Panthers receiver Rae Carruth was charged with murder, conspiracy and shooting into an occupied vehicle in the drive-by shooting death of his pregnant girlfriend...
06.22.2000

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Fred Lane
Moral of the story: don't stop in the middle of the street to look in the trunk when you've got illegal drugs and weapons...
06.24.2000

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Frank Sinatra
In 1938, a 23-year-old Sinatra was arrested on a "seduction" charge.
06.26.2000

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Scott Milanovich
In April 1998, the Tampa Bay Buccaneers' Scott Milanovich was arrested on a DUI charge...
07.03.2000

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Charles Manson
Convicted in January, 1971, he has been incarcerated ever since...
07.05.2000

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Janis Joplin
While we don't have all the facts, I think it's safe to assume her arrest was probably drug related...
07.07.2000

2.99
Lenny Bruce
Unfortunately, we don't have any information about which Lenny Bruce arrest this picture is from.
07.08.2000

2.99
Insane Clown Posse and Friends
This is a mugshot collection of Insane Clown Posse and some other bands...
08.29.2000

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Snoop Doggy Dogg
Arrested for puffin phat blunts and poppin a cap in ...
11.08.2000

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Robert Downey Jr.
Downey Jr. was released from prison less than three months ago...
11.28.2000

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President Obama?
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