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George W. Bush
 
"Then I went for a run with the other dog and just walked. And I started thinking about a lot of things. I was able to - I can't remember what it was. Oh, the inaugural speech, started thinking through that." - Pre-inaugural interview with U.S. News & World Report, Jan. 22, 2001 issue
 
 

Random Quote
 
"Why would anyone expect him to come out smarter? He went to prison For three years, not Princeton."
—Boxing promoter Dan Duva on Mike Tyson hooking up again with promoter Don King
 
 

Snapple Facts
 
#124 Seals sleep only one and a half minutes at a time.
 
 

Yo Mama ...
 
is so poor your family ate cereal with a fork to save milk.
 
 

One Liners
 
Q: Why do men find it difficult to make eye contact?
A: Breasts don't have eyes.
 
 



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True Prank Confessions
I don't think this is the response they were counting on...
11.04.2001

4.20
The Drug Test
Well, everyone's got a price, and we know hers...
11.16.2001

4.17
More Fun With Telemarketers
Comedian Tom Mabe is known for having a little fun ...
10.30.2006

4.17
Pat O'Brien Voicemail
Pat O’Brien is heard telling some woman exactly what ...
03.24.2005

4.17
Bob Has To Be Let Go!
This is an audio clip of a prank a guy had his boss play on his wife ...
06.29.2006

4.08
A Blonde And Her Car
It's hard to believe that this could really happen ...
08.23.2005

4.00
An Angry Jew
A phone prank a Jewish girl plays on her highly Jewish parents. Man, does this guy go off.
10.31.2006

4.00
Drunken Job Applicant
What kind of work are you looking for?...
06.15.2001

3.90
Jack Nicholson
Jack Nicholson getting in on this prank phone call.
11.02.2001

3.88
Bake Me A Cake
Would you like that cream filled?...
11.12.2001

3.86
Chickety China the Chinese Chicken
A funny prank call to a Chinese takeout place using a line from the Barenaked Ladies song "One Week"...
10.15.2000

3.85
This is Shaggy
This is a prank call done on some shop in England ...
01.07.2001

3.85
AOL Tech Support Call
Ignorance is bliss, especially in the case of a good phone prank...
04.03.2001

3.83
Naked Jello Answering Machine Message
Garfield tells your intimate secrets in this outgoing answering machine message.
04.06.2001

3.83
Weight Loss Center Prank Call
A man trying to get his money back for his wife...
05.30.2001

3.83
Detective Answering Machine Message
Sixth Sense Detective Agency... we know who you are...
04.23.2001

3.81
Power Outage
'My old lady is driving me crazy'...
05.07.2001

3.81
Stuck In Bed
A guy calls Craftmatic after his bed takes on a life of its own...
06.18.2001

3.81
Emergency Answering Machine Message
This is a test of the emergency answering system...
06.10.2001

3.80
Howard Stern Answering Machine Message
He recorded this on his show for anyone to use as an outgoing answering machine message...
04.12.2001

3.79

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7 Bareback Thong 4.29
8 From One Good Drunk To Another 4.29
9 Do You Have A Good Plan For Tonight? 4.27
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I know this crazy guy who just won't play at a casino. He just pretends to play in his head. Last week he lost his mind!
 
 

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7 South Beach 4.70
8 Me and My Sitter 4.66
9 Inspirational 4.63
10 We All Need A Good Cause To Support 4.62

 
 

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President Obama?
Very excited, still dancing in the streets
Best of two choices
He's keeping Bush's Sec. of Defense - nuff said
He's a crook and a liar, like the rest
McCain should have won
I'm voting for Palin in 2012
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