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George W. Bush
 
"Corporate malfeance [sic] has had an effect on our economy and we need to do something about it."Source: FDCH Political Transcripts, "George W. Bush Participates in Rally at Oakland County Airport," Oct. 14, 2002
 
 

Random Quote
 
"I'm not going to comment on lousy officiating."
— Jim Finks, New Orleans Saints G. M., when asked after a loss what he thought of the refs. (1986)
 
 

Snapple Facts
 
#156 Swimming pools in the U.S. contain enough water to cover San Francisco.
 
 

Yo Mama ...
 
is so slutty that when she heard Santa Claus say HO HO HO she thought she was getting it three times.
 
 

One Liners
 
Q: Do you know why women are born with two sets of lips?
A: They need them so they can piss and moan at the same time!
 
 



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Comments Made In 1955 (and I Remember Them All!)
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National Underwear Day
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News: Santa Claus IS A Woman!
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Why I Love the Olympics
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Back Up, Back Up, Back Up
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Report on Penis Sizes
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President Obama?
Very excited, still dancing in the streets
Best of two choices
He's keeping Bush's Sec. of Defense - nuff said
He's a crook and a liar, like the rest
McCain should have won
I'm voting for Palin in 2012
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Goofball Facts
 
The only commercial fishing vessels in the United States still powered by sail are the Maryland "skipjacks," sailboats that dredge for oysters. A state law requires sailpower a certain distance from shore.
 
 

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