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South Park Shoot Em Up
By: Anonymous
Published: 11/23/1998
A 2D shoot 'em style game set in South Park.
Help Uncle Jimbo save Kyle, Stan, Cartman, and "oh-my-god-they've-killed" Kenny!
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