"You teach a child to read, and he or her will be able to pass a literacy test." Source: United Press International, "Bush Proposes Increase in Education Funds," Mark Kukis, Feb. 21, 2001
Random Quote
"Jesus was a Jew, yes, but only on his mother's side." — Archie Bunker
Snapple Facts
#175 In 1634, tulip bulbs were a form of currency in Holland.
Yo Mama ...
has is so many teeth missing, it looks like her tongue is in jail.
One Liners
Q: How do you change a dishwasher into a snowblower? A: Give her a shovel!
May 12, 2008
We've expanded the Goofball.com store to offer you more merchandise. The Goofball Mug is now available in two sizes (11 oz or 15 oz) and the Goofball Shirt in four sizes (S/M/L/XL) and two colors (white and ash grey) and is printed on 100% cotton, white Hanes® Beefy-T's™. You can also show off your Goofball.com pride with the new Goofball Mousepad.
