Search
 


Advanced Search
 
Entire Site

Goofball Login

Cookies must be
enabled to log in

Username:

Password:

Remember Me?

»Preview
» Why Register?
»Register Now!
» Renew Now!
» Who's Online Now
» Log In Trouble?

 

Assorted Goofiness
BakerMedia
College Humor
EHOWA
Fark
JokeDump
Mike's List
Ogrish
Zfilter

George W. Bush
 
"It's important for [the United Nations'] words to mean what they say, andas we head into the 21st century, Mark, when it comes to our security, wereally don't need anybody's permission."—Bush, during a press conference in 2003 (in the 21st century) Source: Federal Document Clearing House, "President George Bush Discusses Iraq inNational Press Conference," March 6, 2003
 
 

Random Quote
 
"My sister's expecting a baby, and I don't know if I'm going to be an uncle or an aunt."
— Chuck Nevitt, North Carolina State basketball player, explaining to Coach Jim Valvano why he appeared nervous at practice. (1982)
 
 

Snapple Facts
 
#153 The speed limit in NYC was 8 mph in 1895.
 
 

Yo Mama ...
 
is so hairy Bigfoot is taking her picture!
 
 

One Liners
 
Q: What do you call the blonde corpse in your attic?
A: 1995 hide-and-seek champion!
 
 



31,691 articles May 9, 2008 555,927 postings



Goofball Women

Britney from
ChickTrainer.com

Hint: Click on the picture

Welcome to the newly relaunched 'Goofball Women'. It's about time that we dedicated a section just for them. Some of these women below have websites and others are just fans of Goofball.com. If you are interested in posing for Goofball.com, it's easy... just create a goofball.com shirt and take some pics and send them in. If they make it online we will send you a free goofball.com shirt.


We have several submissions for the free t-shirt, take a look at the following fans as they wet down their shirts for goofball.com:


Top Goofs
 

1 Poolside Beauty 4.72
2 Staring At The Ceiling 4.61
3 Finger Candi 4.47
4 All Grandpas, Heed This WARNING: 4.00
5 Hillary 4.00
6 Gladiator Outfit Rejected 4.00
7 The Greeter 4.00
8 New Border Security System 4.00
9 The New Exercise Equipment 4.00
10 Humor For Lexophiles - Lovers Of Words 4.00

 

Features
 

2008 Deadpool
Don't miss out ... If you are a Goofballer, it's free. If you are not ... become a Goofballer!
12.09.2007

Caption Contest - December 2006
Check out the silly picture below, give us a funny, witty, original caption and be in the running for a free ...
12.05.2006

Caption Content - November 2006
Check out the silly picture below, give us a funny, witty, original caption and be in the running for a free ...
11.01.2006

 
 

Classic Goofs
 

1 Inspirational 4.67
2 Body Paint Lingerie 4.64
3 Depth Perseption Test 4.58
4 Stand Back 4.55
5 Why Men Hide The Remote 4.52
6 Fresh Jugs 4.48
7 South Beach 4.45
8 Do You Have A Good Plan For Tonight? 4.34
9 Look At My Chest 4.32
10 The Horniest Guy 4.24

 
 

Poll Results
 
Who Are You Planning on Voting for in November?
John McCain - at least he's honest about 100 years of war
Hillary - she'll cut the troop levels from 150K to 80K
Obama - same as Hillary and they both will increase Blackwater funding
All 3 are equally in bed with the business of war
Hulk Hogan
Ralph Nader
Mickey Mouse
Ashley Dupre
Ron Paul
Who cares, it's been fixed in advance anyway
340 Responses
 
Submit A Question

 

Goofball Facts
 
The common goldfish is the only animal that can see both infra-red and ultra-violet light.