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Lying Politicians
That should have ended at "I do." ...
Published : 11.07.2009

Rate: 4.00
In The Garden
Must be an ego booster being the only man available ...
Published : 11.06.2009

Rate: 4.00
Erotic Dream Inducer
It's always nice to keep one on hand ...
Published : 11.05.2009

Rate: 3.31
Don't Cheat On Those Taxes
Willie Nelson must not have any guts at all ...
Published : 11.04.2009

Rate: 3.73
Mud Wrestling
This guy must really be turned on ...
Published : 11.03.2009

Rate: 3.50
The Perfect Wife
A woman that will do this for you is a keeper ...
Published : 11.02.2009

Rate: 3.36
Marry Me, Nadine
She'll say yes and that'll be the last blow job he'll ...
Published : 11.01.2009

Rate: 3.73
Worm Bubble
When a girl gives you a BJ, have you ever wondered ...
Published : 10.31.2009

Rate: 4.00
Howard Hunk
I wonder how much Howard charged those guys ...
Published : 10.30.2009

Rate: 2.67
Justice For Michael Jackson
Go and sin no more ...
Published : 10.29.2009

Rate: 2.76
Horse And Rabbit
Will you settle for the rabbit thing and 500 bucks? ...
Published : 10.28.2009

Rate: 2.58
Topless Beach
Quick, how many nipples do you see? ...
Published : 10.27.2009

Rate: 3.73
Super Suck 1000
I can't get over those tits she's hiding ...
Published : 10.26.2009

Rate: 3.73
Father Tim
That's so when he's caught he can say the devil made ...
Published : 10.25.2009

Rate: 3.50
Fox News
One for the democrats ...
Published : 10.24.2009

Rate: 3.73
Which Monkey?
Funny, they never ask Tarzan that ...
Published : 10.22.2009

Rate: 3.00
Boner Killer
It's also a buzz killer ...
Published : 10.21.2009

Rate: 3.50
Are You A Tit Freak?
Here's a nightmare for you ...
Published : 10.20.2009

Rate: 3.14
Welcome To Bubba's Place
Life will never be the same for that con ...
Published : 10.19.2009

Rate: 4.00
When In Need...
Always make due with the resources at hand. ...
Published : 10.03.2009

Rate: 2.88
It's Important To Warm Up...
Before Undertaking Any Physical Activity ...
Published : 10.02.2009

Rate: 3.31
Dog's Revenge
an eye for an eye or something like that ...
Published : 10.01.2009

Rate: 3.50
If You Want To Be Happy For The Reas Of Your Life...
Never Make A Pretty Woman Your Wife. ...
Published : 09.30.2009

Rate: 2.88
Al Bundy ism
Sounds like something he'd say ...
Published : 09.30.2009

Rate: 3.31
Here I Come, Ready Or Not
I think you missed, pal ...
Published : 09.29.2009

Rate: 3.31
The Patent Office
Makes you wonder what's in the box ...
Published : 09.28.2009

Rate: 3.50
New Nightie
I think you can say good-night to him now ...
Published : 09.27.2009

Rate: 2.88
Interesting Subject
Doesn't work for me, I don't have much to talk about ...
Published : 09.26.2009

Rate: 3.00
Lover's Leap
Imagine the legacy he leaves behind ...
Published : 09.25.2009

Rate: 3.50
Know Your Foods
The four major food groups ...
Published : 09.24.2009

Rate: 3.50

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