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"Redefining the role of the United States from enablers to keep the peace to enablers to keep the peace from peacekeepers is going to be an assignment." - Interview with the New York Times, Jan. 14, 2001 (Thanks to Rachael Contorer.)
 
 

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The Parrot Said What?
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Dildo Suicide
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Published : 04.10.2008

Rate: 2.90
Park The Car In The Garage
Well lady, it's hard to say you have a headache when ...
Published : 04.09.2008

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Published : 04.07.2008

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If Not Cash
then diamonds maybe? ...
Published : 04.06.2008

Rate: 3.27
Sperm Bib
For the serious eater ...
Published : 04.04.2008

Rate: 2.36
Are You In There With My Wife?
That reminds me, I think I'll have pizza tonight ...
Published : 04.03.2008

Rate: 3.31
Porno Overload
I gotta cut back ...
Published : 04.02.2008

Rate: 3.50
Erectile Dysfunction
I have more of a problem with erectile malfunction ...
Published : 04.01.2008

Rate: 3.62
The Sultan Of Goof
He looks a little big for running anyway ...
Published : 03.31.2008

Rate: 3.00
My First Chemistry Set
From that day on I was the teacher's pet ...
Published : 03.30.2008

Rate: 2.88
Vegetable Of The Day
I bet her mom wishes they did ...
Published : 03.29.2008

Rate: 3.21
Another Cupid Misfire
It could have been worse, the arrow could have hit ...
Published : 03.28.2008

Rate: 3.73
No Respect
or anybody else for that matter ...
Published : 03.27.2008

Rate: 3.73
Front Row Tickets
Oh to lead the life of a rock star ...
Published : 03.26.2008

Rate: 3.11
The TV Remote
But she was only putting it somewhere so he'd always ...
Published : 03.25.2008

Rate: 2.67
Laundromat Rules
Well, I mean after all, that is what the sign says. ...
Published : 03.24.2008

Rate: 2.88
Suspicious Minds
Crawl in there and see if you can make it up to 'em. ...
Published : 03.23.2008

Rate: 2.28
Martha's Back
and boy is she pissed ...
Published : 03.22.2008

Rate: 2.41
Thar She Blows
They'll really run when he says, "Let's harpoon her." ...
Published : 03.21.2008

Rate: 3.24
Adam And Eve
Well, he made her, I guess he can do what he wants ...
Published : 03.20.2008

Rate: 3.64
House Calls
and you thought it was a thing of the past ...
Published : 03.19.2008

Rate: 3.73
Show Down
The phrase "cock it" must have thrown him for a loop. ...
Published : 03.18.2008

Rate: 3.31
Hillarys In The Run
Run Hillary Run ...
Published : 02.21.2008

Rate: 3.62
There's No Fun In This Presidential Race
The last two elections were a great play on words ...
Published : 02.20.2008

Rate: 3.00
Lost Painting
This item has just broken on the national news network ...
Published : 02.19.2008

Rate: 4.00
Nudie Park Mishap
Lingleha did quit going down the slide after this ...
Published : 02.18.2008

Rate: 3.83
I'd Take Him To
Rosie O'Donald and see if he still has that boner ...
Published : 02.07.2008

Rate: 3.14

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