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"I'm a uniter not a divider. That means when it comes time to sew up your chest cavity, we use stitches as opposed to opening it up." -- Bush, on David Letterman, March 2, 2000. (the audience booed)
 
 

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— Marion Barry, Mayor of Washington, DC
 
 

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#141 The square dance is the official dance of the state of Washington.
 
 

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is so nasty the bitches teeth look like she got jumped by the Cavity Creeps!!!
 
 

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Q: Why do the Alabama cheerleaders wear bibs?
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Heroes
Sometimes they fail. ...
Published : 03.21.2012

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Rejected Storyboard
This didn't make it to the final cut ...
Published : 02.18.2012

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The Problem With The Internet
It kills the sanctity of our childhood. This strip ...
Published : 01.31.2012

Rate: 3.00
This Is Me
Unfortunately models only last one session but hey, ...
Published : 12.28.2011

Rate: 3.00
His Majesty
That's how I feet the rare times she is the one that ...
Published : 11.23.2011

Rate: 2.88
American Cowboy
Hey, I didn't know Congressman Weiner was a cowboy! ...
Published : 09.18.2011

Rate: 3.00
These Things Happen
My buffering usually lasts far more than the act itself. ...
Published : 09.15.2011

Rate: 3.00
This Is So True
That's what I hate about their personality. ...
Published : 09.12.2011

Rate: 3.00
Grab the Handle
Get a grip
Published : 09.09.2011

Rate: 3.00
And Now We Know The Real Donald!
Never saw a duck built quite this. ...
Published : 12.30.2010

Rate: 3.00
Message From Santa
While you're at it you might as well clean your f#%@ing ...
Published : 12.27.2010

Rate: 3.00
I Don't Like Surprises!
Isn't he just a little too old to be playing with ...
Published : 11.30.2010

Rate: 2.88
Is He A Narcissist?
Her answer will probably depend on how much she had ...
Published : 11.27.2010

Rate: 3.00
She's Light, And (with) Less Filling!
And a lot easier to clean up too ...
Published : 11.24.2010

Rate: 2.67
This Guy Likes Things To Be Realistic !
So long as he doesn't get distracted by the 'smell' ...
Published : 11.21.2010

Rate: 3.00
Ah, You Can Tell By The Smell . . . .
This guy is just plain nasty (but creative) ! ...
Published : 11.18.2010

Rate: 3.00
Deleting Memory
Gee, ya think this 'delete' function will evern work ...
Published : 06.29.2010

Rate: 2.88
Ah Well . . Go Ahead
The lights must have been off for him to get to that ...
Published : 06.28.2010

Rate: 2.94
Baloons?
I bet next time she buys the kid a baloon ...
Published : 06.15.2010

Rate: 3.00
Eat Your Veggies!
Hey, for a rabbit maybe it would enhance the flavor. ...
Published : 06.13.2010

Rate: 3.00
Hey. I Think I Know Her!
I wonder if proctologists go through thie same ritual! ...
Published : 06.12.2010

Rate: 3.00
This Guy Has Strange Tastes
And the dispenser isn't very pretty either. ...
Published : 05.04.2010

Rate: 3.00
Finding The Right Card Can Be Tricky
Note how carefully she's avoiding the sympathy cards. ...
Published : 04.28.2010

Rate: 3.00
Swimming Upstream
It's like this everywhere ...
Published : 03.09.2010

Rate: 3.14
Limited Knowledge
one thing for sure is they can happen at the most ...
Published : 03.08.2010

Rate: 3.73
Tip The Waiter
Wouldn't you love to be the bellhop at the hotels ...
Published : 03.07.2010

Rate: 3.82
Free Falling
I've had this happen, it's not a good feeling ...
Published : 03.06.2010

Rate: 3.58
The X-Ray Confirms It
Just change the batteries, Doc ...
Published : 03.05.2010

Rate: 3.73
Welcome Home Dear
We have something for you ...
Published : 03.04.2010

Rate: 3.50
19 And Still Playing With Dolls?
Oh, if it's that kind I have the female model and ...
Published : 03.03.2010

Rate: 3.31

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