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	"First, we would not accept a treaty that would not have been ratified, nor a treaty that I thought made sense for the country." -George W. Bush, on the Kyoto accord, April 24, 2001

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	"Sex at age 90 is like trying to shoot pool with a rope." — George Burns

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	#7 A queen bee can lay 800-1500 eggs per day.

	Yo Mama ...
	... is so fat, When she ran away, they had to use all four sides of the milk carton.

	One Liners
	Q: Why does it take 100,000,000 sperm to fertilize one egg? A: Because not one will stop and ask directions.

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Poll Results   Who Are You Planning on Voting for in November? John McCain - at least he's honest about 100 years of war Hillary - she'll cut the troop levels from 150K to 80K Obama - same as Hillary and they both will increase Blackwater funding All 3 are equally in bed with the business of war Hulk Hogan Ralph Nader Mickey Mouse Ashley Dupre Ron Paul Who cares, it's been fixed in advance anyway 911 Responses   Submit A Question

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	About 18% of animal owners share their beds with their pets.