"We can help somebody who hurts by hugging a neighbor in need."Source: Federal News Service, "Remarks by President George W. Bush To Marine Personnel and Their Families," April 3, 2003
"According to a new survey, women say they feel more comfortable undressing in front of men than they do undressing in front of other women. They say that women are too judgmental, where, of course, men are just grateful." Jay Leno, Comedian
#219 An electric eel can release a charge powerful enough to start 50 cars.
Yo Mama ...
so ugly the psychiatrist makes her lie face down.
Q: What's six inches long and two inches wide and drives women wild? A: Money.
April 16, 2014
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