"I think we need not only to eliminate the tollbooth to the middle class, I think we should knock down the tollbooth."-Nashua, N.H., as quoted in the New York Times, Feb. 1, 2000
"[It's] time for the human race to enter the solar system." Vice President Dan Quayle
#104 There are more then 30,000 diets on public record.
Yo Mama ...
is so ugly she gets 364 extra days to dress up for Halloween.
Q. Why is there no Disneyland in China? A. No one's tall enough to go on the good rides.
July 29, 2014
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