"I didn't -- I swear I didn't -- get into politics to feather my nest or feather my friends' nests." -- Bush Jr., in the Houston Chronicle
"Bitch set me up." Marion Barry, Mayor of Washington, DC
#141 The square dance is the official dance of the state of Washington.
Yo Mama ...
is so nasty she went swimming and now we have the dead sea
Q: Why is the Vandy football team like a possum? A: Because they play dead at home, and get killed on the road.
July 28, 2014
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