"I mentioned early on that I recognize there are hurdles, and we're going toachieve those hurdles."Source: Federal News Service, "Remarks by President George W. Bush," Jan. 22,2003
"There's a new medical crisis. Doctors are reporting that many men are having allergic reactions to latex condoms. They say they cause severe swelling. So what's the problem?" Jay Leno, Comedian
#222 Twinkle Twinkle Little Star was composed by Mozart when he was five years old.
Yo Mama ...
so ugly they push her face into dough to make gorilla cookies.
Q: What's the best thing about a bj? A: Ten minutes of silence.
March 12, 2014
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