"I knew it might put him in an awkward position that we had a discussion before finality has finally happened in this presidential race." - Describing a phone call to Sen. John Breaux. Crawford, Texas, Dec. 2, 2000
"The place where I need work are on my inside and outside games." Kansas City Kings player Darnell Hillman
#79 There are 119 grooves on the edge of a quarter.
Yo Mama ...
is so fat they tie a rope around her shoulders and drag her through a tunnel when they want to clean it.
Q. Why did pilgrims' pants always fall down? A. Because they wore their belt buckle on their hat.
July 30, 2014
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