"Natural gas is hemispheric. I like to call it hemispheric in nature because it is a product that we can find in our neighborhoods."Austin, Texas, Dec. 20, 2000
"Rick Sutcliffe was the rookie of the year in his first year." Mets broadcaster Ralph Kiner
#76 The average person spends 2 years on the phone in his/her lifetime.
Yo Mama ...
is so fat when she wears a Malcomn X T-shirt, helicopters try to land on her back!
Q. Why do gorillas have big nostrils? A. Because they have big fingers.
December 9, 2013
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