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  • "Wait for us to succeed peace. Wait for us to have two states, side by side—is for everybody coming together to deny the killers the opportunity to destroy." —Bush, speaking to reporters Source: The White House, "President Believes Peace in Middle East is Achievable: Remarks by the President to the Travel Pool," June 15, 2003

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    "I got a new shadow. I had to get rid of the other one-it wasn't doing what Iwas doing."
    — Steven Wright, Comedian

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    #216 TV dinners originated in the Arctic.

    Yo Mama ...
    so ugly she'd make a freight train take a dirt road.

    One Liners
    Q: What's the difference between a woman with PMS and a pit bull?
    A: Lipstick.

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