"I am mindful of the difference between the executive branch and the legislative branch. I assured all four of these leaders that I know the difference, and that difference is they pass the laws and I execute them." Washington, D.C., Dec. 18, 2000
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#77 No piece of paper can be folded more then 7 times.
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Q. Why don't blind people like to sky dive? A. Because it scares the dog.
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