"A lame duck session, for people who don't know what that means, it means the Senate is coming and the House is coming back between now and Christmas and they've got a few days to get some big things done."Source: FDCH Political Transcripts, "President Bush Holds Press Conference, Presidential Hall, Dwight D. Eisenhower Executive Office Building," Nov. 7, 2002
"I wish there was a knob on the TV to turn up the intelligence, There's a knob called brightness, but it doesn't work." Eugene P. Gallagher
#162 The temperature of the sun can reach up to 15 million degrees fahrenheit.
Yo Mama ...
is so skinny she has to wear a belt with spandex.
Q: How do you turn a city girl into a cotton picker? A: Cut her tampon string.
May 22, 2013
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