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	"Do you have blacks, too?" —Bush, speaking to Brazilian President Fernando Henrique Cardoso. Source: Salon.com, "Bushed," Jake Tapper, June 20, 2002

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	#205 For every human being in the world there is approximately one chicken.#206 Over 1 million earths would fit inside the sun.

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	so ugly she had to get her baby drunk to breast feed it!

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	The letters KGB stand for Komitet Gosudarstvennoy Bezopasnosti.