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	"I want it to be said that the Bush administration was a results-oriented administration, because I believe the results of focusing our attention and energy on teaching children to read and having an education system that's responsive to the child and to the parents, as opposed to mired in a system that refuses to change, will make America what we want it to be - a more literate country and a hopefuller country." -George W. Bush, Jan. 2001

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	"A zebra does not change its spots." — Al Gore, attacking President George Bush in 1992.

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	#28 Chewing gum while peeling onions will prevent you from crying.

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	... is so fat, When she comes down the stairs, she measures on the Richter scale!

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	Q. A brunette, a blonde, and a redhead are all in third grade. Who has the biggest boobs? A. The blonde, because she's 18.

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Poll Results   Who Are You Planning on Voting for in November? John McCain - at least he's honest about 100 years of war Hillary - she'll cut the troop levels from 150K to 80K Obama - same as Hillary and they both will increase Blackwater funding All 3 are equally in bed with the business of war Hulk Hogan Ralph Nader Mickey Mouse Ashley Dupre Ron Paul Who cares, it's been fixed in advance anyway 939 Responses   Submit A Question

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	Sales of antacid increase 20% the day after the Super Bowl.