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"I think if you know what you believe, it makes it a lot easier to answer questions. I can't answer your question." - Reynoldsburg, Ohio, Oct. 4, 2000
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Question: "If you could live forever, would you and why?"
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— Miss Alabama in the 1994 Miss Universe contest
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#134 An ant can lift 50 times its own weight.
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Q: Did you hear that Ellen Degeneres almost drowned?
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