"The senator [McCain] has got to understand if he's going to have - he can't have it both ways. He can't take the high horse and then claim the low road." - To reporters in Florence, S.C., Feb. 17, 2000
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"We're going to turn this team around 360 degrees." — Jason Kidd, upon his drafting to the Dallas Mavericks
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#136 Strawberries are the only fruits whose seeds grow on the outside.
Yo Mama ...
is so nasty she gotta put ice down her drawers to keep the crabs fresh!
One Liners
Q: What's the difference between a ritz cracker and a lesbian? A: One's a snack cracker.
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