"Education belongs to everybody. High standards belongs to everybody." Source: White House speech, Oct. 2, 2003
"I refuse to admit I'm more than fifty-two even if that does make my sons illegitimate." Lady Astor
#164 The first vacuum was so large, it was brought to a house by horses.
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is so tall she tripped over a rock and hit her head on the moon.
Q: Ever seen an asshole made of plastic? A: Look at your driver's license.
March 8, 2014
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It was discovered on a space mission that a frog can throw up. The frog throws up it's stomach first, so the stomach is dangling out of it's mouth. Then the frog uses it's forearms to dig out all of the stomach's contents and then swallows the stomach back down again.