"Brie and cheese." - Taunting a reporter who recently spent time on the West Coast, Crawford, Texas, Aug. 23, 2001
Dan Quayle-(extending his had during a campaign stop at Hardee's): "I'm Dan Quayle. Who are you?" Woman: "I'm your Secret Service agent."
#67 There are 18 different animal shapes in the Animal cracker zoo.
Yo Mama ...
is so fat that her senior pictures had to be aerial views!
Q. What do fish say when they hit a concrete wall? A. Dam!
April 18, 2014
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