"We need an energy bill that encourages consumption." - Trenton, N.J., Sept. 23, 2002
"I think everyone gets caught up in superstitions. But I don't put much stock in them - knock on wood." Minnesota Twins pitcher Jim Deshaies
#63 The average human produces 10,000 gallons of saliva in a lifetime.
Yo Mama ...
is so fat you have to roll her ass in flour and look for the wet spot to fuck her
Q: How can you tell when a boy becomes a man in Afghanistan? A: When his diaper moves from his ass to his head.
March 9, 2014
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