"There needs to be debates, like we're going through. There needs to be town-hall meetings. There needs to be travel. This is a huge country."-Larry King Live, Dec. 16, 1999
"Life is a waste of time, time is a waste of life, so get wasted all of the time and have the time of your life." Michelle Mastrolacasa
#114 The oldest known animal was a tortoise and lived to be 152 years old.
Yo Mama ...
is so ugly your dad's breath smells like shit because he would rather kiss her ass.
Q: Which sexual position produces the ugliest children? A: Ask your mom.
April 25, 2014
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