"Brie and cheese." - Taunting a reporter who recently spent time on the West Coast, Crawford, Texas, Aug. 23, 2001
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Dan Quayle-(extending his had during a campaign stop at Hardee's): "I'm Dan Quayle. Who are you?" Woman: "I'm your Secret Service agent."
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#68 The longest one syllabled word is "screeched".
Yo Mama ...
is so fat she's on both sides of the family!
One Liners
Q. What do fish say when they hit a concrete wall? A. Dam!
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