"It's important for us to explain to our nation that life is important. It's not only life of babies, but it's life of children living in, you know, the dark dungeons of the Internet." - Arlington Heights, Ill., Oct. 24, 2000
"Computers in the future may weigh no more than 1.5 tons." Popular Mechanics, forecasting the relentless march of science, 1949
#133 Honeybees navigate by using the sun as a compass.
Yo Mama ...
is so short she has to use a ladder to pick up a dime.
Q: What do you call a lesbian with long fingers? A: Well Hung.
July 30, 2014
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