"There's no bigger task than protecting the homeland of our country." Source: Federal News Service, "Remarks by President George W. Bush at 'Simon for Governor' Luncheon," Aug. 23, 2002
"My girlfriend asked me if I slept well. I said no, I made a couple mistakes." Steven Wright, Comedian
#201 The only one-syllabled U.S. state is Maine.
Yo Mama ...
so ugly she could gag a maggot on a gutwagon.
Q: What's the speed limit of sex? A: 68; at 69 you have to turn around.
April 25, 2014
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