"Unfairly but truthfully, our party has been tagged as being against things.. Anti-immigrant, for example. And we're not a party of anti-immigrants. Quite the opposite. We're a party that welcomes people."-campaigning in Cleveland, July 1, 2000
"Because she is too d@#* ugly to kiss goodbye." Bum Phillips, when asked by Bob Costas why he takes his wife on all the road trips.
#84 Oysters can change genders back and forth.
Yo Mama ...
is so fat and stupid, her waist size is larger than her IQ!!!
Q: Which sexual position produces the ugliest children? A: Ask your mom.
July 26, 2014
LOGIN or REGISTRATION is Required
This section of Goofball.com is for adults only. You must have registered with us and certified that you are currently 18 years of age or older to proceed any further. If you have registered already, please log in using your user name and password to the left. Or simply, register now. It's quick and easy.