"I think we need not only to eliminate the tollbooth to the middle class, I think we should knock down the tollbooth."-Nashua, N.H., as quoted in the New York Times, Feb. 1, 2000
"It isn't pollution that's harming the environment. It's the impurities in our air and water that are doing it." Vice President Dan Quayle
#104 There are more then 30,000 diets on public record.
Yo Mama ...
is so ugly she gets 364 extra days to dress up for Halloween.
Q: How do you know if a Chinese person has robbed your house? A: Your homework is done, your computer is upgraded, but two hours later he is still trying to back out of your driveway!
April 20, 2014
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