"In the last 32 months, history has placed great demands on our country, and events have come quickly."Bush, speaking from Carlisle, Virginia, May 24, 2004
"I Xeroxed a mirror. Now I have an extra Xerox machine." Steven Wright, Comedian
#208 Add up opposing sides of a dice cube and you'll always get seven.
Yo Mama ...
so ugly she has to sneak up on a hurricane to catch a breeze.
Q: Why is sex like a bridge game? A: You don't need a partner if you have a good hand.
July 22, 2014
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