"The Iraqi regime is a threat to any American and to threats who are friends of America." Source: Federal Document Clearing House, "President Rallies Troops at Fort Hood," Jan. 3, 2003
"I'm not afraid of heights. I'm afraid of widths." Steven Wright, Comedian
#194 You don't have to be a lawyer to be a Supreme Court Justice.
Yo Mama ...
so fat the airline charges her round trip for each flight.
Q: Which sexual position produces the ugliest children? A: Ask your mother.
April 19, 2014
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