"What is life choices about?"Bush, speaking to student athletes Source: Federal Document Clearing House, "President Welcomes NCAA Champs," Feb. 24, 2003
"Half our live is spent trying to find something to do with the time we have rushed though life trying to save." Will Rogers
#167 You have to play ping-pong for 12 hours to lose one pound.
Yo Mama ...
is so cross-eyed, when she went to the movies she thought she was seein' a double feature.
Q: What is worse than a dead dog on your piano? A: An infected pussy on your organ.
December 10, 2013
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