"Tommy is a good listener, and he's a pretty good actor, too. He can get things done. Action man, we call him." Bush, referring to Health and Human Services Secretary Tommy ThompsonSource: PR Newswire, "Remarks by the President at the Economic Forum Health Care Security Session," Aug. 13, 2002
"I used to work in a fire hydrant factory. You couldn't park anywhere nearthe place." Steven Wright, Comedian
#202 The mouth of the Statue of Liberty is three feet wide.
Yo Mama ...
so ugly she could scare a hungry wolf off a meat truck.
Q: What's the difference between a counterfeit dollar bill and a skinny woman? A: A counterfeit dollar bill is a phony buck!
May 20, 2013
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