"The recession started upon my arrival. It could have been some say February, some say March, some speculate maybe earlier it started, but nevertheless it happened as we showed up here."Bush, in the same interview, discussing the economy
"People have criticized me because my security detail is larger than the president's. But you must ask yourself: are there more people who want to kill me than who want to kill the president? I can assure you there are." Marion Barry, Mayor of Washington, DC
#143 "Q" is the only letter in the alphabet not appearing in the name of any U.S. state.
Yo Mama ...
is like a screen door, after a couple bangs she tends to loosen up!
Q: How many Ole Miss freshmen does it take to change a light bulb? A: None ... That's a sophomore course at Mississippi.
March 7, 2014
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