"I think war is a dangerous place." - Washington, D.C., May 7, 2003
"Nymphomaniac... deaf-mute... owns a liquor store." actor Richard Boon (Paladin) on the perfect woman
#59 Brain waves can be used to power an electric train.
Yo Mama ...
is so fat when she gets on the scale it says; we don't do livestock.
Q. Why do hippos always make love under water? A. Well how else do you keep a nine-pound clitoris wet?
December 11, 2013
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