"It will take time to restore chaos and orderbut weorder out of chaos." Bush, speaking to reporters about the situation in Iraq Source: Federal Document Clearing House, "President George W. Bush DeliversRemarks Regarding POWS," April 13, 2003
"I believe that Ronald Reagan will someday make this country what it once was... an arctic wilderness." Steve Martin, Comedian
#191 Popcorn was invented by the American Indians.
Yo Mama ...
so fat she can smell bacon frying in Canada!
Q: What's the difference between a Catholic wife and a Jewish wife? A: A Catholic wife has real orgasms and fake jewelry.
April 16, 2014
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