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The Scent of a Woman
This is the only way to get the full effect of watching a porno...
Published : 01.31.1999

Rate: 2.94
A Man's Football Priorities
I promise honey, we'll have a quickie at half time....
Published : 01.31.1999

Rate: 2.47
A Chinese Food Treat
A chinese food specialty. Never tried it myself but the women seem to like.
Published : 01.30.1999

Rate: 3.34
Bargain Vasectomy
Gee, I don't know if my medical plan covers this...
Published : 01.29.1999

Rate: 3.07
Senior Citizens Got it Rough
After a certain age, it's obvious you can't dress like you used to.
Published : 01.27.1999

Rate: 3.40
Gotta Fill That Gap!
We men go to any lengths to please the fat chicks.
Published : 01.25.1999

Rate: 3.07
I Told You I Had to Fart
I guess when they say this, you'd better believe em'...
Published : 01.24.1999

Rate: 3.18
The Viagra Bungie Jump
You develop many hidden talents when taking Viagra.
Published : 01.15.1999

Rate: 3.04
The Perfect Woman
Sorry ladies, but this is a guy's idea of the perfect woman.
Published : 01.12.1999

Rate: 3.18
Anniversary Gift
Great gift idea for a first anniversary.
Published : 01.11.1999

Rate: 3.10

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