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Blondie
The carpeting does match the drapes. ...
Published : 12.28.1999

Rate: 1.92
Fresh squeezed
Is this how they do it in Florida? ...
Published : 12.22.1999

Rate: 3.33
New fly strips
How often do you have to change these? ...
Published : 12.21.1999

Rate: 3.66
Prison Barbie
Been here long? ...
Published : 12.20.1999

Rate: 3.39
Housewife treat
So that's what housewifes do... ...
Published : 12.17.1999

Rate: 2.64
Flying high
I guess she didn't like my piercing... ...
Published : 12.16.1999

Rate: 3.11
Some got it all
One happy elephant ...
Published : 12.15.1999

Rate: 2.76
Been a while
ooops! ...
Published : 12.14.1999

Rate: 3.19
Doughboy Wedding night
What's that? ...
Published : 12.13.1999

Rate: 2.59
Hose
Wonder if she swallows ...
Published : 12.10.1999

Rate: 3.30
Why Dragons are extinct…
Something's smelling here… ...
Published : 12.09.1999

Rate: 3.19
Batgirl getting it
battered? ...
Published : 12.08.1999

Rate: 2.82
Clinton's nose
Suits him well ...
Published : 12.07.1999

Rate: 2.57
Beach matress
Blind date? ...
Published : 12.06.1999

Rate: 2.32
A sheep trick
Silence of the lambs? ...
Published : 12.03.1999

Rate: 3.19
Jealous wife
Careful about what you dream while your wife is next to you... ...
Published : 12.02.1999

Rate: 2.91
Prostate examination
I guess he doesn't like it.... ...
Published : 12.01.1999

Rate: 3.32

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