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Cecil's revenge
Bugs can't catch a break. ...
Published : 02.29.2000

Rate: 3.20
Perfect together
Nothing like a picnic. ...
Published : 02.29.2000

Rate: 3.47
Caught
Working late? ...
Published : 02.28.2000

Rate: 3.29
Gay hunt
What is he hunting with? ...
Published : 02.26.2000

Rate: 2.67
Dyslexics
Why they should not marry. ...
Published : 02.25.2000

Rate: 2.98
Positions
Doggy-Missionary. Missionary-Doggy. ...
Published : 02.24.2000

Rate: 3.16
Time served
It's time to move on. ...
Published : 02.24.2000

Rate: 2.90
Daffy getting silly
Ducks get all the chicks. ...
Published : 02.23.2000

Rate: 3.55
Cured
Honey, rehabbing is going great. ...
Published : 02.23.2000

Rate: 3.06
Cucumbers
Make sure you grab the ripe one. ...
Published : 02.22.2000

Rate: 3.21
Counseling
It goes bad, right around here… ...
Published : 02.22.2000

Rate: 1.49
Busted
I like this vise squad. ...
Published : 02.21.2000

Rate: 2.97
The bride
The end is near… for him. ...
Published : 02.21.2000

Rate: 2.97
Boob job
You wanted them, help me pay them off. ...
Published : 02.20.2000

Rate: 3.04
Blowin Smoke
What's on her mind? ...
Published : 02.20.2000

Rate: 3.11
Like my hummer?
Now, return the favor. ...
Published : 02.19.2000

Rate: 2.96
Bar Scene
Rough going out there these days. ...
Published : 02.18.2000

Rate: 3.13
The fruit stand
To be a banana. ...
Published : 02.18.2000

Rate: 2.65
Zebra rides
Adam and Eve enjoying the wild. ...
Published : 02.17.2000

Rate: 3.18
A threesome
Not my kind of threesome. ...
Published : 02.16.2000

Rate: 3.28
Screwing in a light bulb
Literally. ...
Published : 02.15.2000

Rate: 2.60
A TV dinner?
What's on TV?
Published : 02.06.2000

Rate: 3.52
Know your sheep
Son, where are you?
Published : 02.05.2000

Rate: 3.30
Housecall
A mechanic that makes housecalls.
Published : 02.04.2000

Rate: 2.74
Just saying thanks
I gotta shop here...
Published : 02.03.2000

Rate: 3.24
My kinda day
First its was dress down...
Published : 02.02.2000

Rate: 3.37
Don't do it...
Be happy, stay single...
Published : 02.01.2000

Rate: 3.00

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