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A Squirrel's Dilemna
This squirrel has his nuts screwed up!!!
Published : 03.31.1999

Rate: 3.23
Artificial Insemination
A lot of women like the idea of artificial insemination, that is until...
Published : 03.30.1999

Rate: 2.90
Talk About A Blow Job!
Now this would be a great blow job if she would just put it in reverse...
Published : 03.29.1999

Rate: 3.16
Archie on Halloween
Time to take off your masks and maybe something else ...
Published : 03.25.1999

Rate: 3.68
Popeye the Sailor
Popeye isn't just a sailor, just ask Olive Oyl, he's a man's man...
Published : 03.22.1999

Rate: 3.31
Pinochio and the magic nose
Pinochio, this is the best time in your life to tell a lie ....
Published : 03.22.1999

Rate: 3.34
The Old Man's Balls
These old people have it rough, but they don't seem to care...
Published : 03.18.1999

Rate: 3.02
Thoughts During Sex
Thoughts that go through the heads of some during sex...
Published : 03.10.1999

Rate: 3.27
Show Me Your Stuff
Be careful what you wish for...
Published : 03.09.1999

Rate: 3.33
The New Penis Pump
This pump is good for some, but check the size before you buy it.
Published : 03.02.1999

Rate: 3.15
Won't you be my Neighbor
I wish I had neighbors like this, I would never go in my house...
Published : 03.02.1999

Rate: 3.08

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