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Solo fishing trip
If fishing was like this it would be the #1 sport in the world. ...
Published : 08.31.1999

Rate: 3.68
Faking it
Hey, you cant kid a kidder, kiddo. ...
Published : 08.28.1999

Rate: 3.68
Yard Sale
Quite literally ...
Published : 08.26.1999

Rate: 3.63
Dr Dildo
Maam, may I help you? ...
Published : 08.24.1999

Rate: 3.36
Driving lessons
This must be a drivers ed course in Europe. ...
Published : 08.19.1999

Rate: 3.21
Shades down
Come on No one can see. ...
Published : 08.14.1999

Rate: 3.03
Hey baby how about it.
A blind mans encounter with a prostitute. ...
Published : 08.13.1999

Rate: 2.95
He's large
Yea, I'm this big when I first meet the ladies in the bar. ...
Published : 08.12.1999

Rate: 2.97
Nursing
What is this a lactation bar? ...
Published : 08.09.1999

Rate: 3.64
Thumper humping
Thumper having is way with Bambi, that bitch. ...
Published : 08.07.1999

Rate: 3.68
Brown bag
Please double bag it. ...
Published : 08.06.1999

Rate: 3.49
Snake bite
This is one kind of snake charmer ...
Published : 08.04.1999

Rate: 3.80

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