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34,528 articles November 24, 2009 558,338 postings




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This Drink Is Piss Warm!
I wonder why?...
Published : 08.31.2000

Rate: 3.57
Need A Jumpstart?
I wonder if you can buy those machines for home use...
Published : 08.30.2000

Rate: 3.73
Tattooing Newt
She's got a point there...
Published : 08.29.2000

Rate: 3.77
Sex, Lies and Videotape
Thank goodness for video editing capabilities...
Published : 08.28.2000

Rate: 3.58
Party Favor
If semen has calories...
Published : 08.27.2000

Rate: 3.55
I Can See!
I think we've got the early storyboard for a new porn movie...
Published : 08.26.2000

Rate: 3.70
Somethings Fishy In Riverdale
Damn, and I thought Archie got all the action...
Published : 08.25.2000

Rate: 3.52
Isosceles Triangle
Ever wonder how mathematicians get triangles named after them?...
Published : 08.24.2000

Rate: 1.82
Cock Fight
This takes the term a bit to literally...
Published : 08.23.2000

Rate: 2.14
Behold His Glory
Foreplay means different things to different people.
Published : 08.21.2000

Rate: 2.90
Dog Day Afternoon
Children are a product of their environment...
Published : 08.20.2000

Rate: 2.52
If Men Got Pregnant
They'd never be able to handle the delivery...
Published : 08.19.2000

Rate: 2.60
Honeymoon Night
Nervous? She's an old pro...
Published : 08.18.2000

Rate: 3.21
Multi-Purpose Toothbrush
Where is that damn thing?...
Published : 08.17.2000

Rate: 1.11
Power of Attorney
I should have been a lawyer!
Published : 08.16.2000

Rate: 3.65
Stamp Of Approval
I think we could all use a stamp like this...
Published : 08.15.2000

Rate: 2.26
A Facial
Keep on the look out for this next late night infomercial...
Published : 08.14.2000

Rate: 3.31
Prostate Plaything
This is taking the self-exam a bit too far...
Published : 08.13.2000

Rate: 1.76
The Pool Man
This guy could double as a fire hose...
Published : 08.12.2000

Rate: 2.85
Secret To Happiness
Nothing like getting right to the point...
Published : 08.11.2000

Rate: 2.97
Scratch And Sniff
These guys must be the hit of the Gyno convention...
Published : 08.10.2000

Rate: 2.34
Crappy Toll
I feel like doing this just because they made me wait...
Published : 08.09.2000

Rate: 3.30
A New Fur Coat
Timing is everything...
Published : 08.08.2000

Rate: 2.47
"Dominoes" Delivers!
They make sure to cum in 30 minutes...
Published : 08.07.2000

Rate: 3.38
Acting Motivation
Some actors are just too high-maintenance...
Published : 08.06.2000

Rate: 2.94
Turn The Crank
Richard Gere's new line of gag gifts...
Published : 08.05.2000

Rate: 2.87
Smell-O-Vision
Smell-O-Vision brings it all home to you!...
Published : 08.04.2000

Rate: 3.17
Bedside Manner?
This looks like something out of...
Published : 08.03.2000

Rate: 2.49
Pulp Friction
I think it's about time she went to the doctor...
Published : 08.02.2000

Rate: 2.69
Relationships And The Sexes
There are always two sides to every relationship...
Published : 08.01.2000

Rate: 3.22

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